Lindsey:
See what your pandas do?  Panda attacks man in Chinese zoo

Me:
i know! they are vicious! and delicious.

Lindsey:
He just wanted to cuddle it.

Me:
haha i know. but he was clearly on a hallucinogenic substance.
observe:

crazed man: “that BEAR looks cuddly. im going to hug it.”

the public: “no. no, dont do that. that IS a bear. he will literally bite your arms and legs off.”

panda bear: “brrreaawwwrrrr! a man is intruding my peaceful bear den! i must uphold my panda honor. see my warning and leave! brrreaawwwrrrr!”

crazed man: “you’re all wrong. there are rainbows emitting from his paws. he needs to be hugged……AUUUGHHH! my arms! AUUUGHHH! my legs!”

panda bear: “brrreaawwwrrrr! i like blood!”