January 2012
2 posts
What is a Panda? →
The world may never know.
December 2011
2 posts
coffee panda
via Travis
October 2011
1 post
August 2011
2 posts
New Favorite Blog
http://fuckyeahgiantpanda.tumblr.com/
July 2011
1 post
May 2011
2 posts
April 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
1 tag
November 2010
1 post
In 2017 can you still have a panda would a lot... →
“I don’t understand the question.”
September 2010
1 post
July 2010
2 posts
April 2010
1 post
My Two Favorite Things!
March 2010
2 posts
WatchI DON’T CARE FRIDAY!
January 2010
1 post
lookalike
Katie: according to celebrity lookalike at myheritage.com, i look like jake gyllenhaal
Katie: that's great, because that's the look i've always been going for.
Me: hahahahahaha
November 2009
1 post
upside down animal mugs!!
sooo my birthday is the 23rd…
October 2009
1 post
September 2009
3 posts
bear-like tendencies
i’m not actually hungry but i want to eat all of the time. ALL THE TIME. yesterday, i bought my lunch and ate it in my car, and then i almost convinced myself to drive to another lunch location and eat another lunch. what is wrong with me?!
i’ve decided that it is going to be an extra cold winter, and that my inner bear (panda or otherwise) is trying to store up to hibernate. so look...
pan-da
i’m not too sure how i feel about this….
August 2009
2 posts
schnurrfect
This needs to be in my front yard.
(via Travis)
July 2009
1 post
April 2009
2 posts
merged
was bored enough to copy/paste some of my old blog posts into tumblr. they have been back dated. ennjoy.
speaking of back-dating, this day in 2006 was my BFA show at oswego. i cant believe that was 3 years ago! i wish i wasn’t so busy/stressed at the time so that i could’ve enjoyed my accomplishments a bit more. in fact, i only remember this date because it was engraved in my mind at...
look out
hello! it is springtime now. and even though the weather isn’t reflecting this very well, i’ve certainly started to. i’ve recently found the desire to acquire everything. okay “everything” is an exaggeration. but i definitely want to buy nearly everything i see. which is weird because i just mailed out my taxes…(i owed).
anyway here’s a list of things...
February 2009
1 post
productivity
somehow, with more time on my hands than i’m used to, i’ve worked on my website!
its nothing spectacular, but i’ve at least updated a couple pages with some written content and links (including a mention of this schizo blog). next i’d like to get some recent work up there and eventually redesign the site altogether.
but then, it took all this time to do this...
December 2008
1 post
November 2008
2 posts
proof of evil pandas (or stupid humans)
Lindsey: See what your pandas do? Panda attacks man in Chinese zoo
Me: i know! they are vicious! and delicious.
Lindsey: He just wanted to cuddle it.
Me: haha i know. but he was clearly on a hallucinogenic substance. observe:
crazed man: “that BEAR looks cuddly. im going to hug it.” the public: “no. no, dont do that. that IS a bear. he will literally bite your arms and legs...
Hours of fun!!! →
i discovered poladroid and i can’t stop using it! RIP, polaroid.
October 2008
3 posts
Octubre!
SO excited for hayrides and sweaters and knee socks! I love the smell of leaves and smokey chimneys, the bold colors, the cider, the pumpkins…I love that I live in an area that gets to experience all 4 seasons, especially this one. :)
September 2008
4 posts
In my head today...
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU - MP3 Music Streams on IMEEM
oregon trail
oh my god i’m going to oregon tomorrow! isnt this great? i’m packing clothes to handle 80º and 40º. i’m bringing sneakers and a bathing suit for either hiking or white water rafting. i’m bringing a card for the soon to be newlyweds and i’m bringing snacks for my 5 connecting flights.
5 you say? yes. 3 to get there, and 2 to get home. on my way back i’ll have a...
fun with forms
i hate styling forms.
the end.
August 2008
2 posts
robots
the quote i just posted was by paul rand, an old school graphic designer. i’m just feelin out this tumblr thing to see if it’s gonna meld with my habits. maybe i’ll start blogging more. i guess that’s the goal. a trivial and pointless goal, but a goal nonetheless.
“Simplicity is not the goal. It is the by-product of a good idea and modest...”
– Paul Rand
July 2008
2 posts
hello?
seein what all this is about. seems simple enough.
dreams of the murder-mystery sort
ashleyvonrath: man i think i had a dream with you in it last night
ashleyvonrath: actually i did
ashleyvonrath: you murdered a lot of people
ashleyvonrath: but that wasnt the dream
ashleyvonrath: the dream was you finally realized you were going to get caught
ashleyvonrath: and went to me for help, but i couldnt help you
ashleyvonrath: because i had confidential documents that were going to incriminate you.
ashleyvonrath: and i wanted to cry
ashleyvonrath: because i don't want you to go to jail
ashleyvonrath: or to have people believe you are some crazy murderer.
ashleyvonrath: so....gooooood morning allie!
me: HAhahahHAHAHAHAHa
me: didnt i have a similar dream about you?
ashleyvonrath: probably
June 2008
3 posts
why i
(all friend's screen names have been and will continue to be protected.)
lindsex: it is 6:45, do you have pants on yet?
omg, i'm for realz.
except that i spelled ‘for realz’ with a ‘z’…and for the fact that i even used that expression…preceded by the ever-intelligent sounding ‘omg’. um, but hopefully this delightful analysis will help my case.
Most of the time my work here is approved, finalized and then I never see what becomes of it. But lately I’m being provided with tons of...